Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
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Keep kids cool and comfortable with this moisture-wicking t-shirt. Its modern fit and high-performance fabric make it the top choice for active days.
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 20 singles
Moisture-management fabric
Modern classic fit
Classic-width ribbed collar
Neck and shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
