It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

A relaxed, easygoing hoodie made for laid-back days. Crafted from a heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, it feels soft yet durable, perfect for layering through the seasons. The minimal pullover design pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or shorts.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.4 oz./yd² (319 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric to minimize shrinkage
• Relaxed fit
• Self-fabric hood with no drawcords
• Drop shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam