It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Upgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. Pair it with jeans or layer it under a blazer for a chic look.

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua