It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Say hello to max comfort! With a boxy, mid-length fit and that perfectly worn-in softness, this tee is just the thing for casual days, creative fits, and everything in between. Made from 100% cotton and dyed with clean, low-impact color, it’s cozy, eco-friendly, and built to last.
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras