Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
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What’s an outdoor party without a wine tumbler to keep a drink fresh and at just the right temperature? Forget breakable glasses—give this uniquely shaped wine tumbler a chance and have fun with friends without worry.
12 oz (355 ml)
Tumbler size: 4.7″ × 3.5″ (12 cm × 9 cm)
High grade stainless steel
Double-wall vacuum seal
Curved, unique shape
Disclaimers: • Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. • The Wine Tumbler lid is designed to minimize spills but is not fully leak-proof. Some liquid may escape through the sip opening or edges if tipped.
