It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

A relaxed classic made for every season. The Urban Hoodie features heavyweight fleece with an oversized fit that balances structure and softness. Its smooth, mill-dyed fabric offers a uniform tone and a polished look you can wear anywhere.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 10 oz./yd² (340 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Two-panel hood, no drawcords
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan