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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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A hoodie that stands out for its weight, structure, and laid-back fit. Designed for cooler days, it brings a clean silhouette and dependable comfort to everyday outfits. Easy to pair with streetwear or casual basics.

· 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend
· Heavyweight fabric: 16.5 oz./yd² (560 g/m²)
· Relaxed fit for everyday wear
· Raglan sleeves for ease of movement
· Double-layer hood without drawstrings
· Front kangaroo pocket
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband for structure
· Blank product sourced from Pakistan and China