It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua