Softwear Sayings
Resource Constraint: You Mean Me
Unisex Relaxed Mid-Weight Chaser Hooded Sweatshirt | Stanley/Stella SASU038 / STSU077 - Corporate Reality - Resource Constraint
Resource Constraint: You Mean Me
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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Corporate Reality: Resource Constraint - You Mean Me
This relaxed hoodie combines a soft brushed feel with a clean everyday look. The structured hood, kangaroo pocket, and mid-weight fabric make it easy to layer through every season, whether you're going for casual comfort or elevated streetwear styling.
- 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester for fulfillment in the US
- 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester for fulfillment in the EU
- Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
- Soft brushed fleece interior
- Relaxed fit
- Double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem
- Twin-needle topstitching for added durability
Note that we show the EU sizes for Stanley/Stella products. The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26 3/4 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/4 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 |
| Width | 22 1/2 | 24 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 31 1/2 |
| Sleeve length | 22 3/4 | 23 | 23 1/2 | 23 3/4 | 24 | 24 1/4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 67.95 | 69.85 | 71.76 | 74.93 | 77.47 | 80.01 |
| Width | 57.15 | 60.96 | 64.77 | 69.85 | 74.93 | 80.01 |
| Sleeve length | 57.79 | 58.42 | 59.69 | 60.33 | 60.96 | 61.60 |
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