It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Clean, classic, and built for everyday comfort. This fleece crewneck has a soft feel, structured shape, and a timeless look that fits any wardrobe. Easy to layer, easy to love—wear it on repeat.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Oatmeal Heather is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
• Twill neck tape
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.