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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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Meet your new go-to hoodie! It isn’t just eco-friendly—it’s also ridiculously soft and effortlessly cool. With a relaxed fit that’s perfect for lounging or getting things done, and a light suede finish that feels like a dream, you’ll want to wear it everywhere. The ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket add just the right amount of structure and street style.

• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester for production in the US
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for production in Europe
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz./yd.² (350 g/m²)
• Soft, light suede finish
• Relaxed fit
• Durable 2 × 2 ribbed cuffs and hem
• Kangaroo pocket for style and convenience
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard). Additionally, GRS (Global Recycled Standard) certifies the recycled content present in some variants of the product.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.