Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Written: 90% Draft Complete - 90% Revision Remaining
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
32 singles
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
Crew neck
Cover-stitched collar
2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
