All Tests Passing: Suspicion Rising

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Testing & QA: All Tests Passing - Suspicion Rising

This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua