Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter
This sweatshirt is like a thrifted gem, but better. It provides a soft, worn-in feel, vintage-washed colors, and a relaxed fit—ideal for everyday wear.
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 30 singles
Relaxed fit
Side-seamed construction
1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
Forward-rolled shoulder
Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
Twill label
The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
Blank product sourced from El Salvador
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.
