Naming Things: The Second Hardest Problem

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Problem Solving: Naming Things - The Second Hardest Problem

A heavyweight tee with a broken-in feel from day one. The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a vintage-inspired look, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to wear on its own or layered with your favorite pieces.

· 100% cotton
· Fabric weight: 6.0 oz./yd.² (203.4 g/m²)
· Relaxed fit
· Garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look
· Wide rib collar
· Taped neck and shoulders
· Seamless body
· Recycled tear-away label
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua