It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

This vintage-style t-shirt has that soft, worn-in look people love from day one. The garment-dyed finish creates subtle color variations, making every piece feel unique and relaxed. It’s an easy everyday tee that works just as well styled up or worn casually.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.6 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit with a comfortable drape
• Garment-dyed finish with a washed, vintage look
• Side-seamed construction for a clean shape
• Set-in sleeves
• Ribbed collar for a classic finish
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh