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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Company Values: Ownership - Authority Sold Separately

This heavyweight long-sleeve tee delivers a worn-in look with a structured feel that holds up season after season. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece subtle variations in color, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to layer or wear on its own.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation

As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.