It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

A soft and durable everyday tee that pairs easily with anything. Its fine jersey fabric feels smooth and comfortable, while the tailored fit keeps it looking fresh wash after wash. A must-have for casual looks and layering.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away care label for comfort
• Blank product sourced from India