¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not Touching It.

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Problem Solving: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Not Touching It.

A lightweight everyday tee designed for comfort and easy styling. Made from soft ring-spun cotton with durable construction, it's a wardrobe essential that works just as well on its own as it does layered with your favorite pieces.

· 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²) pre-shrunk ring-spun USA premium cotton
· Heather Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
· Other Heather colors: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
· Reactive-dyed fabric for longer-lasting color
· Ribbed crewneck
· Back neck tape and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
· Side-seamed construction for sizes 4XL and 5XL
· Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
· Tear-away label
· USMCA certified
· Blank product sourced from Mexico