Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
