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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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This quality hoodie from Champion will keep you dry and comfortable all day. Made with moisture-wicking Double Dry® technology, it’s a go-to for staying fresh on the move.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.