Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Code Reviews: Small Pull Request - Three Thousand Lines
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
