Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Version Control: Commit. Push. Panic. - Watching The Pipeline
Sip in style and comfort with an elevated travel mug. With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this mug wherever you go. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. Commute to work or go on new adventures—this travel mug will keep your beverage safe and at just the right temperature.
Made with stainless steel
Hand-wash only
Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
