Minimum Viable Product: Maximum Available Scope

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Requirements: Minimum Viable Product - Maximum Available Scope

Meet your toddler’s new favorite t-shirt! Soft, durable, and made for comfort, it’s ready to handle every adventure.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Ash color is 99% combed ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester
• Heather color is 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem
• Ribbed topstitch on the collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric neck tape
• Blank product sourced from India