Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
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Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings. • Tapered stainless steel body • Transparent press-in plastic lid • Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml) • Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm) • Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm) • Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g) • Double-walled vacuum seal insulation • Glossy finish • Dishwasher-safe • Blank product sourced from China
