Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Native: Artificial Intelligence - Natural Chaos
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
High-grade stainless steel
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Vacuum flask
Double-wall construction
Bowling pin shape
Glossy finish
Odorless and leak-proof cap
Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
Hand-wash only
Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
