Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Project Management: If Everything’s On Fire - Nothing’s On Fire
Enjoy hot or cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler! This reusable tumbler with a metal straw is a perfect combo for hot or cold drinks at any time of the day.
High-grade stainless steel tumbler
20 oz (600 ml)
Tumbler size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
Straw and lid included with the tumbler
A cylindrical shape (top to bottom)
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
