Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Project Management: If Everything’s On Fire - Nothing’s On Fire
This t-shirt is comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. It's an ideal staple piece for any wardrobe! • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) • 32 singles • Pre-shrunk • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
