It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

This hoodie’s tightly knit fleece delivers premium softness. The drop shoulders and overlapped neckline give it a clean, boxy shape—made to look fresh every time you wear it.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey color is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 3-end fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Drop shoulders
• Overlapped neckline
• 1 × 1 rib at the cuffs and waistband
• Double-layered hood in self fabric
• Single-jersey neck tape on the inside of the back
• Self-fabric half moon on the inside of the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan