If Everything’s On Fire: Nothing’s On Fire

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Project Management: If Everything’s On Fire - Nothing’s On Fire

Update your wardrobe with this staple men's Champion long sleeve shirt. The soft cotton fabric and relaxed fit allow to wear the shirt on its own, or layer it with your favorite jacket. Plus, it has the added bonus of a Champion “C” logo on the left sleeve.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.2 oz/y² (176.3 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Taped crew neck
• Double-needle stitched bottom hem
• Ribbed knit cuffs
• Champion "C” logo on the left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador or Honduras