Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
Relaxed fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Crew neck
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
