Naming Things: The Second Hardest Problem

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Problem Solving: Naming Things - The Second Hardest Problem

Soft, sporty, and easy to style—this baby tee updates a classic baseball-inspired design. With its fitted cut, mid-length body, and soft ribbed texture, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a casual, flattering look.

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)
• Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
• Fitted silhouette
• Sleeves with contrast coloring
• Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua