It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Soft, sporty, and easy to style—this baby tee updates a classic baseball-inspired design. With its fitted cut, mid-length body, and soft ribbed texture, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a casual, flattering look.

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)
• Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
• Fitted silhouette
• Sleeves with contrast coloring
• Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua