¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not Touching It.

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Problem Solving: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Not Touching It.

This cropped tee delivers a lived-in look with a soft heavyweight feel from the first wear. The garment-dyed finish creates rich color variation, while the oversized sleeves and boxy fit give it a relaxed, modern shape that’s easy to style.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation