Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter
This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²) • Semi-fitted • Side-seamed construction • Narrow-width rib collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
