Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
AI Written: 90% Draft Complete - 90% Revision Remaining
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
