Looks Good To Me: Didn't Actually Read It

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Code Reviews: Looks Good To Me - Didn't Actually Read It

Get an eco version of a beloved classic in this unisex t-shirt made from 100% recycled materials. Its lightweight fabric and time-tested fit make this tee a true staple for warmer days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua