It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

A sweatshirt that balances comfort and style with ease. Made from a soft cotton blend, it features a relaxed fit and drop shoulders that make it perfect for casual days, lounging, or layering up when it’s cooler outside.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Mid-weight fabric for year-round wear
• Relaxed fit
• Drop shoulders, ribbed crew neck, and sleeve cuffs
• Pre-shrunk to help maintain fit
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam