Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
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The Unisex organic sweatshirt is made of organic and recycled materials, and feels soft and cozy to the touch. It has set-in sleeves, 2×2 rib at collar, and a self-fabric neck tape. Order your next eco-friendly essential and hit the streets in style!
80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
100% organic cotton exterior
Frenchy terry knit
Set-in sleeves
2×2 rib at collar
Self-fabric neck tape
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Disclaimer: US customers should order a size up as the EU sizes for this supplier correspond to a smaller size in the US market.
