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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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This crew-neck sweatshirt is designed for lasting comfort. Its pill-resistant fleece stays smooth and fresh wear after wear. The relaxed fit and soft, cozy fabric make it the perfect everyday piece.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece
• Quarter-turned
• High-stitch density
• Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd.² (271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched 1 × 1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Concealed cuff seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras