Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Problem Solving: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Not Touching It.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
32 singles
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
Crew neck
Cover-stitched collar
2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
