Naming Things: The Second Hardest Problem

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Problem Solving: Naming Things - The Second Hardest Problem

Built for comfort and everyday wear, this heavyweight hoodie delivers warmth without feeling bulky. The soft fleece lining and relaxed fit make it easy to layer, whether you’re heading out or staying in. A dependable staple that works across seasons and styles.

· Cotton and polyester blend fleece fabric
· Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
· Relaxed fit for easy layering
· Soft fleece-lined hood for added warmth
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure feel
· Durable double-stitched seams
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Pakistan

For camo color options, slight variations in lighter design areas may occur due to the fabric pattern.