Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.
Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.
Problem Solving: Naming Things - The Second Hardest Problem
This sweatshirt is like a thrifted gem, but better. It provides a soft, worn-in feel, vintage-washed colors, and a relaxed fit—ideal for everyday wear.
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 30 singles
Relaxed fit
Side-seamed construction
1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
Forward-rolled shoulder
Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
Twill label
The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
Blank product sourced from El Salvador
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.
