It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Add a touch of vintage comfort to your everyday rotation with this soft, relaxed hoodie. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it offers a worn-in feel and lived-in color thanks to its garment-dyed finish. Perfect for layering or lounging, this sweatshirt blends casual comfort with timeless style.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight fabric: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Seamless-body
• Natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador