It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Add an instant vintage touch to your wardrobe with this garment-dyed fleece crewneck. Its soft, midweight cotton fabric and relaxed fit make it perfect for everyday wear. Each piece has subtle color variations that create a unique, lived-in look.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight fabric: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Seamless-body
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador