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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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A soft and durable everyday tee that pairs easily with anything. Its fine jersey fabric feels smooth and comfortable, while the tailored fit keeps it looking fresh wash after wash. A must-have for casual looks and layering.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away care label for comfort
• Blank product sourced from India