It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

A lightweight everyday tee designed for comfort and easy styling. Made from soft ring-spun cotton with durable construction, it's a wardrobe essential that works just as well on its own as it does layered with your favorite pieces.

· 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²) pre-shrunk ring-spun USA premium cotton
· Heather Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
· Other Heather colors: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
· Reactive-dyed fabric for longer-lasting color
· Ribbed crewneck
· Back neck tape and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
· Side-seamed construction for sizes 4XL and 5XL
· Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
· Tear-away label
· USMCA certified
· Blank product sourced from Mexico