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Softwear Sayings

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Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000 - Problem Solving - Cannot Reproduce

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Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

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A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Classic fit
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

Measurements in inches
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Sleeve length 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5
Measurements in cm
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36
Width 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28 86.36
Sleeve length 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
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