It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Meet your toddler’s new favorite t-shirt! Soft, durable, and made for comfort, it’s ready to handle every adventure.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Ash color is 99% combed ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester
• Heather color is 90% combed ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem
• Ribbed topstitch on the collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric neck tape
• Blank product sourced from India