Small Pull Request: Three Thousand Lines

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Code Reviews: Small Pull Request - Three Thousand Lines

This heavyweight long-sleeve tee combines premium comfort with lasting durability. Made from soft-washed combed ring-spun cotton, it features an ultra-soft feel, a classic fit, and a tightly knit surface that delivers crisp, vibrant prints for everyday wear and custom designs.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel
• Side-seamed construction
• Tightly knit fabric for superior printability
• 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability
• Single-needle edge stitching
• Tear-away label